DoucheArt

Let me preface this by saying that I have no problem with the whole S&M thing. I dabble. I enjoy it. And, under normal circumstances, I really have no issues doling out a little punishment if the mood strikes. That may be TMI, but I just want it to be known that I didn't select this message based on the fact that this guy obviously wants or needs or would like a little humiliation. In and of itself, that isn't the problem.

The problem is that an idiot with both the words "orgasm" and "daddy" in his username whose profile is all about his kids is messaging women not to introduce himself or to say hello or to even figure out what they're into but to try and scratch his itch. He proceeds right to soliciting what he wants in his very first message without so much as attempting to figure out if the person he's messaging would actually be into the same things he is--and yes, that's a big fucking deal. Plenty of Fish isn't Fetlife. It's not catering to a niche crowd of people that want to explore that side of themselves. It's about widening your social circle, meeting people, and potentially falling in love or friendship with them.

If you're on PoF looking for casual sex, then your profile needs to explicitly say so. There's no need to bullshit people with a bunch of commentary about how good a father you are since when it comes down to it, you're not looking for someone to meet your kids. You're looking for someone to jump on your dick. As such, the more you talk about how awesome a single dad you are while messaging people about sex, the more you look like a fucking liar who is out for his own self-interests with little concern for what anyone else's wants, needs, or desires including your children's.

Maybe that sounds harsh, but as someone with a child and an ex who has been through woman after woman since we went out separate ways romantically, I can say that it's pretty fucking sickening when people use their "single father" status as a means to get into panties, and those people rarely have the best interests of their children in mind. --jenniy

It's not like I'm asking to be swept off my feet in one message. Truly. It takes time to get swept or whatever unless you're some of my facebook friends who fall in love every 2 weeks with a different person in a cycle of love and leave that seems impossible to be reality instead of a soap opera. But jesus fucking christ... "make" me want to fuck you? Thanks but no thanks. You're going to make me make you look like an ass for sending someone that kind of creepiness on my blog. That's all you're going to make me do.

Also, just an FYI and stuff..."gone" means not present. What I think you're looking for although I can't really be sure is "gonna" and then you'd need to at least change it to Ur if you insist on that asinine abbreviation bullshit.

--jenniy

I'm hoping that this is the kind of message that he sends everyone and that it wasn't my pics specifically that turned him on to this little fantasy. I mean, what the fuck kind of compliment does he think this is? I only have headshots posted...There's nothing even slightly risque and certainly nothing that would indicate I would be ready and willing to meet a perfect stranger, never speak to him, fuck him, and us go our separate ways never to speak again. I'm not saying I've never had a one night stand. There's certainly risks involved in doing so. But, nothing good can come from meeting up with a stranger through on online dating site that you've never spoken for an anonymous, wordless fuck. I can get laid any time I fucking want. Seriously. Why would this even be marginally appealing? Part of the turn on for women is mental. We're thinkers. We like the build up, the flirting, and the chase. This is a cheap porn fantasy at best. He's basically saying "hey ur pics look good girl why don't you put up and shut up"

ugh.

I told him to try a glory hole.

--jenniy

Yes, I feel perfectly safe giving my number to a complete stranger who wants to make me obey his most perverted of demands.

I get the whole S&M thing. I do. I've dabbled in that myself and it has its moments, surely. But, you don't just hand over your body to a complete fucking stranger and say Here, have at it! And really, given how much porn guys on the Internet tend to consume, I don't want to know what his most perverted of demands is. I cringe just thinking about it honestly.

Also, are we talking about 10 toes? No, I don't think I could handle 10 toes going into any of my orifices, but this is really not very specific here.

--jenniy

Eugene, Eugene, Eugene... I can fully respect the need you feel to have a satisfying sexual relationship with your partner. I really can. It's often a very important aspect to a solid relationship, and I find when I am often hit on by people with partners whose relationships lack that quality. But, is this really the right way to do it? You're on a free dating site. This is the first message you send. And if anyone dares to be interested in this bullshit spiel, are they really going to message you back and say, "well, I would be interested in you, but sorry, I'm not good at what they call the sex?" If you think that's how it's going to work, you're even dumber than I suspect and that's pretty damn hard to beat... --jenniy

We can have a picnic and then catch a movie...the three of us. Just me, you, and my clit. She's really into finger sandwiches and action flicks but you'll have to buy her a tub of popcorn all to herself. She's a bit of a hog when it comes to food. --jenniy

P.S. Since you've obviously never had a proper introduction to anatomy and sexuality, there's way more to a lady's satisfaction than her clitoris. You should figure that out. Really.