Saturday, August 30, 2014
I hate to disappoint everyone who looks forward to the Douche of the Week, but we don't have one this week!

DO NOT FEAR!  There is no shortage of Douches in the World or in the lives of the DoucheArt Duo.

However, in light of recent events we've decided that we need to do more than just highlight the actions of the dickbags of the World.  Without the dark, there is no light and we would be remiss if we didn't occasionally take a time out from highlighting what goes on in the dark corners of the Internet and online dating to acknowledge the truly great things people are doing in an attempt to try and make not just the Internet, but dating and the world in general a better place.

So now we bring you.... the "Diamond of the Week".  The people who are out there confronting douchebags deserve just as much acknowledgement and recognition, if not more so, as the "people" we regularly feature on our site and we would like to do that. 

Starting next week, we'll be featuring either a Douchebag or a Diamond on our DOTW posts.  We hope you enjoy and stay tuned.  And as always... your submissions are appreciated!




Thursday, August 28, 2014


So I've already had a run-in with this guy. You can check out that situation here. It wasn't pretty and he told me I have quite an attitude problem which is obviously why I'm single. Obviously, he's a lying sack of shit all-around and that's why HE'S single...

-j
Tuesday, August 26, 2014


I. Have. No. Fucking. Clue.

What is this message trying to say? I feel like this is a bad Google translation of a perverted comment about oral perhaps without sex or without me being his sister. I'm not sure. All I know is that this is not the way to get anyone's attention.

Any guesses what this might mean??

-j