DoucheArt

His real username was Skizzle.  I figured that must be Snoop Dogg for "Skeezy".  I'm sure it was just a joke, but anyone who is actually trying to meet someone with a headline like that is best to just be avoided, fo' shizzle.

"I can also be as discrete as you need me to be"...as I whisk you away into a world of sexual slavery, or leave your body lying by the side of the road where you'll most likely never be found because you were so discrete.

Maybe the world isn't the dark, creepy place I think it is.  Maybe I'm jaded and paranoid and fearful and this guy is just a lonely truck driver who wants company.  Maybe I've watched too many horror movies and flicks about kidnapping and sexual slavery and serial killers.  Maybe I'm just very aware that if anything happens to me, Liam Neeson is not coming to save me.

...But if he wants company, why does he care what the company looks like?  Why would he suggest a cute college gal join him?

I just can't wrap my brain around it.  I'm going to choose to believe that this guy just might be Rusty Nail from "Joy Ride" and the LAST thing I'm going to do is send him an email to see if he is serious.

And then Shawn, the good looking guy who quoted "Silence of the Lambs" as his headline in this post from yesterday, sent me this charming first message.  This annoys the fuck out of me.  There.  I said it.  I'm lucky enough that most dating sites don't allow people to send pics in their messages. But on my list of "Irritating First Messages" it would win second place right after THIS QUESTION and let's not even talk about those people who send creepy, close up shots of their genitals.

I don't get it.  I really, really don't.

I didn't respond.  Shawn/Buffalo Bill deleted his profile within 15 minutes.

Everything about this says that Looking4her is looking to satisfy his need to kill a certain type of woman and apparently I meet the criteria. --jenniy