Showing posts with label headline. Show all posts
Showing posts with label headline. Show all posts
Sunday, June 1, 2014
His real username was Skizzle. I figured that must be Snoop Dogg for "Skeezy". I'm sure it was just a joke, but anyone who is actually trying to meet someone with a headline like that is best to just be avoided, fo' shizzle.
Tuesday, May 27, 2014
I found Shawn on Tinder. He was really cute. I wish I would have read this headline before I swiped left. Anyone who quotes Silence of the Lambs in the headline on an online dating site should probably be avoided. And then he sent me a message... check in tomorrow for that one.
Thursday, May 15, 2014
This was Galen's headline. Wow. He's really looking for winners I think.
Or he doesn't know what Ignorance means. Which brings me to this....
Friday, May 9, 2014
Remember Tastytooth from this post? For the record...the stars are put there by Plenty Of Fish so I can only imagine what he actually said. This is his "About Me". Fun Fact: He likes spending time with children but claims not to have any. I'm so creeped out by this profile. I only wish he would have included a photo.
Wednesday, May 7, 2014
Another "Tasty" with an interesting headline. Thank heavens for Urban Dictionary, which describes Pucci as being everything from "a busted drag queen's choice of clothes or inability to wear female clothes convincingly" to "A crunchy pizza snack often sold in cafeterias. This homemade snack is made with extra virgin olive oil, and can be also be used for pleasure during sex. Often makes an explosion of thick crumbs, which only appear when the pucci is crunched". It is also, allegedly, "an Indian word for Vagina or Pussy. this word came from an Indian language 'MARATHI'. Pucci=Pussy."
So many thoughts. Like, why did the "Pucci neva taste so good...until NOW!"? Is there like, a new and improved recipe? Is it aged, like cheddar or wine? I guess if I were in that marketing department I might want to rethink what I was trying to say because this is giving me questions.
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