Tuesday, October 14, 2014
It has become a habit of mine to ask men who approach me with "lines" like this if it has ever actually worked for them... a practice I should stop immediately because the response sometimes leaves me with such intense fear for the future and shame that I don't know what I do with myself.
I'm all about casual sex if both parties consent and it is mutually beneficial. I'm all about men and women going out and getting what it is they want and desire from every relationship. But I cannot for the life of me understand how this approach appeals to anyone. Maybe there is something severely lacking in my sexual past, but I can't imagine ever being so into oral sex that I respond positively to a man who wants to eat his way into my heart.
Maybe I've just been hit on by one too many men who make me think they might actually want to eat me to be interested. Clearly online dating has begun damaging my perception of the world, especially when it comes to eating anything.
Not to mention... "Want ur box eaten then?" is the second most unsexy approach to getting a face full of my nether regions I've ever heard, right after the first thing this guy said to me.
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