DoucheArt

The only guarantee you can give me with a proposition like this is that I'll vomit in my mouth a little if you ever fucking message me again. Seriously, just because I live in a small village that happens to be named Climax does not mean I want to hear every tawdry, cheap, vile come-on that you guys can think of. And trust me...when I say I have heard them ALL I have fucking heard them ALL, ok?

Just so you know, "climax" has MORE THAN ONE MEANING. Google it. I dare you.

--jenniy