DoucheArt

This is the first time in my entire life that someone has asked me if I would be their little... wait, what?

The worst part?  He thinks he "blew it" because of autocorrect but not because of the actual message.  Yeah, because the TYPO is what was wrong with what he said to me.  Seriously, Fuckstick?  Seriously?

Honestly, some days you think you've heard it all and it can't get worse.  But then it's like... someone finds a new twist on an old insult and it is enraging all over again, and that is how I feel about Joe and his first message.

The best part was his profile, as he is apparently "educated" and the rest basically writes itself.  This might be the dumbest profile I've ever seen.  Seriously.

After this guy told the girl he messaged that he felt like jacking off to her pics, he proceeded to compliment her looks even more. So, not only did he let her know that pictures of her (and not nude or risque ones) gave him a boner, he proceeded to let her know exactly what it was that was getting him off while he typed one-handed. What a fucking creep.

To me, it's a bit complimentary that someone gets turned on looking at photos of you UNLESS THAT SOMEONE IS A FUCKING STRANGER JERKING OFF TO PICTURES OF YOUR FACE. In the latter scenario, the guy is just saying that he's tried everything else under the sun to get off, can no longer get a thrill out of most of it, and now feels the need to peruse dating sites so he can whip his dick out and tell women about it knowing there is nothing they can do about it. It's tantamount to sexual assault honestly. If there was a way he could send photos of his pathetic little dick on the site, you can bet your ass he would have. This is what it's like to be a woman on the Internet. Yay. --jenniy