DoucheArt

Let's just start with the obvious on this one or at least the obvious to me. Perhaps it's not really Chinese history that is hard to learn. Perhaps since it's impossible for this guy to correctly construct one sentence, he is having a bit more trouble than the average person. In other words, his lack of intelligence makes this a very poor analogy.

If someone sent me the message, "Hi, beautiful. I'm Brian, and I just wanted you to know that you make me harder than it is to learn Chinese history," I might laugh. I likely wouldn't respond because I don't want to encourage this kind of behavior even in jest, but I would still smirk. If he followed it with someone letting me know it was a joke or letting me know anything else, I probably would respond. It's certainly more creative than the multitudes of dudes wanting to jizz on my glasses. But, upon seeing screenshots of the rest of this conversation between the girl it was sent to and Brian, it was obvious that he really meant what he said. He really wanted her to know that he made his dick hard.

Imagine you're sitting on the bus and a random man walks up to you. I don't care what gender you are or what your sexual orientation is (because the guys who send these messages really don't care about that either when it all comes down to it). Just imagine it. You're on the bus minding your own business, maybe looking around you at all the people off in their own worlds wondering what they're thinking about or what they're on the way to do. A man walks up and sits down beside you. He looks you up and down, winks, and says, "you make my dick hard."

IT'S NOT FUCKING FLATTERING.

It's creepy. There's no way to react well to that because it's just such a violation coming from a complete stranger whose erection may be of no interest to you. But, you're now guaranteed to have to picture his dick getting hard which is what he wanted in the first place. The most personal space of all-your own thoughts--has been violated by this idiot's hard-on, and he knows it.

It's the same on the Internet. Hearing about some guy's hard-on isn't really what most people are looking for in a first message. Don't be that guy. And if you've got to be that guy, spell things correctly.  --jenniy

I have 10 photos on my profile on OKC and one is a bit risque. Not terribly so but just a teaser. Somehow I don't think that's what he was talking about though, do you? I'm pretty sure with his nonchalant pet name and ab-showing profile pic, he was looking to score some pics of my tits and/or show off his dick. In this day of revenge porn where even someone you trust will turn your photos into an amateur porn site, do I really want to run the risk of sending out my various body parts to a random stranger? It's not exactly very rewarding either to do so to say the least. I don't really get much out of seeing a photo of a cock that I really don't care to play with in person not that I would ever get the opportunity to...because let's face it, when someone asks to trade pics instead of actually asking you to hang out, you're not getting anything else. It's a fucking dating site. It's not an amateur porn site. Jesus fucking christ... If you want to show your dick off, go post it on a site that encourages that bullshit. --jenniy