DoucheArt

Sometimes, DoucheArt comes from unexpected places.  I'm on Ask.FM and rarely get questions.  But sometimes I like to answer the Question of the Day.  This is what happened last week:


I thought I was being funny.  I mean... yeah, I kind of opened the door for this kind of response, but never in my wildest dreams did I think it would result in someone I presumably don't know asking me to pleasure them.  You would think I would know better by now.  You. Would. Think.

But... if it gets old fast, why the hell would you think that I would want to do it?  I'm still confused as to whether or not it was a serious offer, or they were just trying to give me material.  Either way, thanks I guess. - Ash