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We're linking up this week for Sunday Confessions on More Than Cheese and Beer!

Hocus Pocus, starring Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker and Kathy Najimy as a family of witches known as the Sanderson Sisters, came out when I was 7.  This, of course, was a pretty big deal in our neighborhood as I was kind of a redhead, my sister was a brunette, and our best friend who lived two houses down the block was a blond.  We spent a lot of time pretending we were the three witches "hunting children"; Which, in reality, was the three of us arm in arm going up and down the sidewalk and grunting.  I can only imagine what the neighbors who didn't know us must have thought. 

Poor "Bored".  If he only knew.  The truth is that sometimes I DO look like Bette Midler from Hocus Pocus, like early in the morning....

But goddamn, if anyone were to actually come to me and tell me that I look exactly like Winifred Sanderson in the morning, I'd probably place them in captivity until I sucked the youth out of enough children to make me young and beautiful again and then make them my slaves forever.  

"Bored" did have a redeeming quality, I guess.  When I told him it was me and I wasn't sure whether that was an insult or a compliment, he told me he thought it was sexy.  And I'm still not sure how to feel about it.