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This guy's headline reads: "looking for kinky whore".  His About Me section only further explained that.

*Sigh*

His profile says Australia, but he says Canada.  I don't know.  I'm afraid for kinky whores in both countries.

Wow.  Way to start a conversation.  Why do people think sites like Plenty of Fish are like want ads?  You see, you get?  Nut-uh.  Not handing out my number to weirdos.

And as a sidenote... why are all these men always looking for "drama free"?  I mean, I get it but that isn't a huge selling point.

Hey Person I don't know...send me your number so I can send you some pics!

PASS!!!!  I don't care how pretty you think I am.  I don't want your dick pics!

Short and to the point.  But... I'm not sure what made Calvin think I would respond positively to this.  When I asked if it had worked before and what made him think it would work with me he told me it hadn't but he was hopeful, and then asked if I could meet him.

Um, no.

I ended the conversation by telling him I was going to pass, but good luck and "please use protection".

Yeah.  I'm that bitch who carries condoms in her purse NOT because I'm going to use them, but in the unavoidable event that I encounter someone who should be given one and advised to use it.  Yes, I have done that.  No, I have not been punched in the face yet.

Apparently, the fact that I looked and wasn't interested hurt his wittle feelings and he felt the need to come back and tell me he's not interested.  And I'm the stalker?  Right.

Remember Tastytooth from this post?  For the record...the stars are put there by Plenty Of Fish so I can only imagine what he actually said.  This is his "About Me".  Fun Fact: He likes spending time with children but claims not to have any.  I'm so creeped out by this profile.  I only wish he would have included a photo.

I guess "no strings" means never having a conversation  --jenniy