DoucheArt

Short and to the point.  But... I'm not sure what made Calvin think I would respond positively to this.  When I asked if it had worked before and what made him think it would work with me he told me it hadn't but he was hopeful, and then asked if I could meet him.

Um, no.

I ended the conversation by telling him I was going to pass, but good luck and "please use protection".

Yeah.  I'm that bitch who carries condoms in her purse NOT because I'm going to use them, but in the unavoidable event that I encounter someone who should be given one and advised to use it.  Yes, I have done that.  No, I have not been punched in the face yet.

Tony Tastytooth comes back for more.  This is his idea of a First Date posted on his Plenty of Fish profile.  So charming.  So eloquent.  So...Douche.

It's so lovely when you meet someone you think you click with and all of a sudden you get a message just before meeting him and he says the sweetest words you've ever seen typed in black and white before you... And you get so fucking giddy with the warm fuzzies that you can't even make it to the date.

Or, maybe you didn't make it to the date because this is one of the most horrible propositions a person could make?

At the very least he could have offered to get her off first, right?

--jenniy