Saturday, July 5, 2014
While many Americans were chilling their beer, preparing their barbeques and making their potato salads for their July 4th celebrations, in Peru Joran Van der Sloot was getting married.

Who is Joran Van der Sloot? Well, it's been a few years since we heard from him as he has been in prison since 2012 after being convicted of murdering 21 year old Stephany Flores in 2010.  They met in a Peruvian casino where they hooked up and he later beat, suffocating and strangled her. 

Stephany Flores

Stephany Flores' name and face might not seem familiar because she didn't get nearly as much media attention in the United States as the other woman Van der Sloot is suspected of killing... an American teenager from Alabama who disappeared while on a graduation trip to Aruba named Natalee Holloway. 


Senior Portait of Natalee Holloway, courtesy of Wikipedia

So... Van der Sloot is sitting in a Peruvian prison serving 28 years when he meets Leidy Figueroa who is there visiting a relative.  She is now 7 months pregnant with his child as the prison allows conjugal visits. 

Must be nice.  It must be nice to kill one woman and leave another woman's family without answers after taunting them for years and still be able to find someone to marry and have children with.  I bet his parents are thrilled to get a daughter-in-law and get to have a grandchild...thrilled in ways Stephany and Natalee's parents will never know.  And while he will not face charges for Natalee's murder until his 28-year sentence for Stephany's murder is completed, I still believe he knows exactly what happened to Natalee which only makes him more of a monster. 

There is so much controversy surrounding Van der Sloot it is impossible to know just how deep his crimes run.  Was the sex with Stephany consensual?  His violence in killing her make me wonder if the sex was consensual.  What happened to Natalee?  Did he rape her?  Did he have anything to do with her death?  Her body was never found... is she dead or are the rumors of Van der Sloot's involvement with the sex slave trade true?  Could she possibly be alive or did she die in some horrible place, raped and abused and discarded like garbage?

The sad fact of the matter is that Van der Sloot's list of possible crimes run so deep and the lies so thick that it is impossible to know just how deep the evil runs in him.  But the facts are that he is a predator, possibly a sexual predator as well, who abuses and kills women.  

The worst part is.... he still feel persecuted as proven by his numerous attempts at extorting Natalee's parents for money in exchange for the location of her body because they "made his life hard for 5 years", as well as suing various government agencies and attempting to sue the parents of his victims. 

Yes... Joran Van der Sloot, the man sitting in prison for violently taking the life of one woman and more than two decades from now *MIGHT* be convicted of taking another woman's life, got married this week to a woman who is carrying his child.  Her mother allegedly attended the wedding.  How proud she must be that her new son-in-law is a two time abuser and killer of innocent women, extortionist, and now father to her grandchild.  I can only imagine what kind of morals and wisdom a "person" such as Van der Sloot could pass on to a child as someone so severely lacking in both.

Honestly, I can't decide who is the bigger douche Joran or the new Mrs. Van der Sloot.  What a terrible situation to bring a child into.  But the worst part about it all is the fact that Stephany and Natalee will never, ever get to have the things Joran is apparently getting to have even from behind bars.  They'll never get married, they'll never find love, they'll never again get to feel a loving touch, or have children....  all these things he took from not one but two women he gets to have.  All I can hope is that the child is a beautiful little girl who is smart and healthy and beautiful and someday he has to sit down and warn her about the ugly and terrible things men do, men like her father. 
Friday, July 4, 2014

Yes... I have a pucker.  I've been complimented on my lips before.  But I've never been told they're the perfect shape.  The perfect shape for what?  Wait... nevermind.  Don't tell me.  I don't want to know.

On the upside... for once something about me is in perfect shape.  I'm just going to let that be the silver lining.
Thursday, July 3, 2014


First of all, why is it "the" pussy?

In response to the first sentence, the girl who received this asked if the messenger was a gynecologist? How exactly would he "take care" of a vagina? With a speculum and some lab tests?

Also, I'm not impressed by this amateur gyno's understanding of the female sex. Though it's usually a topic of debate with most men telling women that *every* woman can squirt if she learns her body well enough, it's physiologically impossible for all of us. So right off the bat even if I wanted a quick fling with a random stranger who I felt was okay to trust despite rape and murder not to mention STI statistics, I think I'd still pass. I'd rather have someone who understands that the female orgasm has a lot to do with intellectual stimulation and not with porno-style jackhammering. --jenniy

I have so many problems with this.

I'm tired of "text speak", for starters.  But, ok, that's fine... I'll give him a chance.  But then... this.  Now listen... it's a tough market out there and I can understand that.  I'm not going to say that not having a job makes someone undateable, but I definitely don't think that being like "Hey, I'm unemployed" on your second message is necessarily the way to go.  I guess I don't consider myself to be defined by my job (because I have a job and not a career) but that being said, I don't talk about it unless I'm asked and I don't ask about it either.  Which leaves plenty of room to talk about other things like hobbies and interests, but instead this guy goes straight for the unemployment.

But let's step around the unemployed fact and just look at the situation... what the fuck am I supposed to say to that?  I'm being left with no way and no content to respond to.  I mean, "Gee...that sucks" feels inadequate but at the same time I don't feel like I'm supposed to be the person to step up and say more like "I'm sorry to hear that" because the truth is... I'M NOT SORRY TO HEAR THAT.  It sucks when ANYONE loses their job, but what am I supposed to do...commiserate with the guy when for all I know he got fired for a damn good reason?

Maybe it was for his conversational skills because even if I wanted to reply to him... he left me with no way to.  What am I going to do... ignore your statement?  Just bypass it and be like "So... what do you like to do for fun?"

Let that be a lesson to you out there, gentlemen.  It might not be WHAT you're saying versus how you're saying it that is preventing you from getting a response.

Yet another gentleman who thinks I ought to just give him my number because he told me his name and said "ur cute".   Thanks dude, I'm glad you think so but I'm not just going to hand my number over to someone I don't know, who doesn't have a photo, who has like three lines on his profile because he told me I'm cute.

Why the hell do men keep doing this?  "Ur cute.  Let's meet".  Listen, I understand that seeing a photo doesn't really tell you anything about a person, but seriously... I think I'm worth just a little bit of conversation before I'm asked to meet up with someone I don't know.
Tuesday, July 1, 2014

*Sigh*  I've reached my limit.  Day after day after day I keep being "approached" by these guys who don't give my anything to respond to.  But this one... no, this one went for the route of the overachiever and asked me why we stopped talking when WE'VE NEVER TALKED BEFORE.

I wish I could say that was the end of it, but he just sent me a two messages... "Hi" and "What are you doing?".  The fuck do you think I'm doing at one in the afternoon on a Monday?

Stop Wasting my Time.
Monday, June 30, 2014

First, if you like women with long hair, then fucking talk to women with long hair. I like my hair just the way it is. I'm not growing it or cutting it to meet the preferences of anyone. Do you want me to bleach away my freckles and buy blue contacts while I'm at it??? THIS IS WHO I FUCKING AM. Deal with it or get lost. 

For two, he makes the assumption that I would want to actually be within grabbing distance. He's one of those guys--the kind that never hears "no" because he assumes that he's everyone's type, and if someone doesn't want him, he has been wrongfully friendzoned because women. Yeah. I'm tired of that shit. Every single person has the right to be attracted to whoever they want. There's no guarantee that just because you want to plow someone that they'll be willing to participate. Get the fuck over yourselves, okay? 

My exact response to him word for word (and I admit, it's pretty nasty): 

Grow a beard so I can stand the sight of you. 

You're a fucking piece of shit. I hope you get herpes from some long-haired bimbo who actually falls for bullshit lines like that. 

--jenniy