Saturday, May 10, 2014
I'd let you stick your dick up your own ass, but beyond that? You're not worth my time.
--jenniy
Apparently, the fact that I looked and wasn't interested hurt his wittle feelings and he felt the need to come back and tell me he's not interested. And I'm the stalker? Right.
Friday, May 9, 2014
As a rape victim myself, I could not help myself on this one. Here we have a man, a preacher named Dean, who is telling women that rape is God's way of punishing them for being "whores." He wears a T-shirt with a pointing finger that reads "you whore" and states he expects this kind of shirt to make people change their ways. He believes rapists should be forgiven, that women are always asking for it, and that feminism is evil. He also thinks, of course, that women should not be allowed to attend college. Go fucking figure. Dean honestly believes that being devout and dressing "appropriately" will save you from rape and if you don't do these things, you did something yourself to deserve the
"Give up your immodest clothing" he shouts into a bullhorn without ever pausing to think that if women wore burkas we would still be and are raped. If women wore sacks, we would be raped. If we never left our homes, there is still a chance that we would be raped. Rape is not the responsibility of women. It's not what we do or say or how we act that is the problem. The problem comes from men who cannot accept that a woman might not want their hot beef injection. It comes when we normalize bullshit like Blurred Lines that tells people "no" might really mean "yes." The problem is that assholes like this who cannot get laid think it's a good idea to go out and lay the blame where it doesn't belong. It comes from a normalized script of violence against women in the media, from the privileged position of men, and from no one, including this guy, realizing that RAPE HAPPENS BECAUSE OF RAPISTS and that is where the blame belongs.
Instead of telling women to cover up, tell people not to rape. If you want to take the godly approach, tell rapists they'll burn in hell and forever be raped by a fire-dicked demon.
Yoga pants are a sin, he says. Fuck that. Being a douche is the sin.
Everything about this says that Looking4her is looking to satisfy his need to kill a certain type of woman and apparently I meet the criteria. --jenniy
Remember Tastytooth from this post? For the record...the stars are put there by Plenty Of Fish so I can only imagine what he actually said. This is his "About Me". Fun Fact: He likes spending time with children but claims not to have any. I'm so creeped out by this profile. I only wish he would have included a photo.
Thursday, May 8, 2014
Kinda gives new meaning to the phrase "food porn" don't you think? It's also a bit of a highly disturbing image. Imagining my ass or any ass slathered in Nutella is more like a scene involving Ex-Lax than anything sexy. --jenniy
Once again, this one came to us from World's Worst Feminist! Check out her blog
Wednesday, May 7, 2014
I have no idea. Also, it gets worse from here. Sweet James will have further entries. --jenniy
Another "Tasty" with an interesting headline. Thank heavens for Urban Dictionary, which describes Pucci as being everything from "a busted drag queen's choice of clothes or inability to wear female clothes convincingly" to "A crunchy pizza snack often sold in cafeterias. This homemade snack is made with extra virgin olive oil, and can be also be used for pleasure during sex. Often makes an explosion of thick crumbs, which only appear when the pucci is crunched". It is also, allegedly, "an Indian word for Vagina or Pussy. this word came from an Indian language 'MARATHI'. Pucci=Pussy."
So many thoughts. Like, why did the "Pucci neva taste so good...until NOW!"? Is there like, a new and improved recipe? Is it aged, like cheddar or wine? I guess if I were in that marketing department I might want to rethink what I was trying to say because this is giving me questions.
Tuesday, May 6, 2014
What he's trying to say is something more along the lines of the image above, but all I can think is:
All he is going to hit is his own hand and even then I think he'll have to get it drunk first. --jenniy
This DoucheArt contribution is from Rubi over at World's Worst Feminist. Check her blog out.
I stumbled on this post while trying to look up the "Tasty" who is only a little bit shallow from yesterday's post. This was the headline for his profile. It only got "better" from there. It blows my mind how articulate he is. Stay tuned to see what else he was looking for.
Monday, May 5, 2014
It's so lovely when you meet someone you think you click with and all of a sudden you get a message just before meeting him and he says the sweetest words you've ever seen typed in black and white before you... And you get so fucking giddy with the warm fuzzies that you can't even make it to the date.
Or, maybe you didn't make it to the date because this is one of the most horrible propositions a person could make?
At the very least he could have offered to get her off first, right?
--jenniy
This was a reader submission. Luckily, she included the username so I could look at the profile. I had just gotten a notification that he wanted to "meet me" a few hours before. Honestly, I'm ok that he "can't do it" because something tells me he wouldn't know what to do with it if I gave him a chance anyway.
And, as a side note, today I learned that usernames with the word "tasty" in them all tend to have incredibly interesting profiles. --Hot Ash
Sunday, May 4, 2014
This is the proposition I have been waiting for my entire life. All throughout my years of dating, when I have thought of romance, it has been a random stranger offering to let me fulfill his basest desires on his tool.
Really.
*vomit*
--jenniy
*Sigh* It started out like a normal conversation..... he told me I was beautiful, I said "thank you", and he sent me another message asking how my day was. I didn't get the message until 2 hours later when he sent this one. I don't know what he was responding to because I hadn't answered his last message but I don't know anyone who thinks of me when they use the facilities. Well...my ex did, but only because on his list of priorities I came after "Wipe Ass". Wait...what was I talking about? Crap, all this water is making me have to pee. -- Hot Ash
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