Sunday, May 4, 2014

This is the proposition I have been waiting for my entire life. All throughout my years of dating, when I have thought of romance, it has been a random stranger offering to let me fulfill his basest desires on his tool. 

Really. 

*vomit*

--jenniy

2 comments:

  1. Ah one of my favorite pick up lines.
    I have a PhD. YEP! Pretty Huge Dick!

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    1. at least that one is mildly clever. Still DoucheArt worthy. ha.

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