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Showing posts with label you wish. Show all posts
Monday, July 21, 2014
Sometimes, DoucheArt comes from unexpected places. I'm on Ask.FM and rarely get questions. But sometimes I like to answer the Question of the Day. This is what happened last week:
I thought I was being funny. I mean... yeah, I kind of opened the door for this kind of response, but never in my wildest dreams did I think it would result in someone I presumably don't know asking me to pleasure them. You would think I would know better by now. You. Would. Think.
But... if it gets old fast, why the hell would you think that I would want to do it? I'm still confused as to whether or not it was a serious offer, or they were just trying to give me material. Either way, thanks I guess. - Ash
Sunday, May 18, 2014
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Wow. Way to start a conversation. Why do people think sites like Plenty of Fish are like want ads? You see, you get? Nut-uh. Not handing out my number to weirdos.
And as a sidenote... why are all these men always looking for "drama free"? I mean, I get it but that isn't a huge selling point.
Saturday, May 17, 2014
Hey Person I don't know...send me your number so I can send you some pics!
PASS!!!! I don't care how pretty you think I am. I don't want your dick pics!
Sunday, May 11, 2014
Tony Tastytooth comes back for more. This is his idea of a First Date posted on his Plenty of Fish profile. So charming. So eloquent. So...Douche.
Saturday, May 10, 2014
Apparently, the fact that I looked and wasn't interested hurt his wittle feelings and he felt the need to come back and tell me he's not interested. And I'm the stalker? Right.
Friday, May 9, 2014
Remember Tastytooth from this post? For the record...the stars are put there by Plenty Of Fish so I can only imagine what he actually said. This is his "About Me". Fun Fact: He likes spending time with children but claims not to have any. I'm so creeped out by this profile. I only wish he would have included a photo.
Monday, May 5, 2014
This was a reader submission. Luckily, she included the username so I could look at the profile. I had just gotten a notification that he wanted to "meet me" a few hours before. Honestly, I'm ok that he "can't do it" because something tells me he wouldn't know what to do with it if I gave him a chance anyway.
And, as a side note, today I learned that usernames with the word "tasty" in them all tend to have incredibly interesting profiles. --Hot Ash
Saturday, May 3, 2014
Shortly after sending me this message, Chad deleted his account. I'm not sure if that means he found someone, no one was taking him seriously or he really wasn't willing to put his money where his mouth is. I'm not heartbroken...something tells me he would have spoiled me like milk anyway. - Hot Ash
Friday, May 2, 2014
It started out like a normal conversation, as so many do. When he asked what I was doing this weekend and I told him I was helping a friend build a website...and then this happened. And it was cool. Just kidding. Now that I know what the local firefighters want to with their hoses, I gotta say... my fire for men in uniform has kind of been put out - Hot Ash
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