DoucheArt

There’s nothing funny about a rape joke.

No, seriously.

There is absolutely no comedic value in making a mockery of a crime in which one or more persons completely and violently invades someone’s body without permission by body part or object. There is nothing funny about overpowering someone and taking what you want. There’s nothing funny about someone having that done to them either. In fact, the way we treat this crime globally by making a mockery of it is part of the reason it’s not handled as seriously as it should be.

Not taking this seriously contributes to rape culture here and abroad. It continues to ensure that the vast majority of rape victims are too ashamed to report the crime to police, men and women alike. It ensures that when a victim does make a report, he or she is the butt of the joke and no real investigation ever happens. And, it ensures, unfortunately, that most rapists never spend time in prison. In fact, the estimates here in the United States are that 97% of rapists never spend even a day behind bars and are free to rape over and over and over again.

Just to be clear—they do. It’s not a one time thing for most of them. In most studies, people who admit to forcing themselves on a partner or date or another person do so more than once. More than twice. Repeatedly. They leave multitudes of victims in their wakes and continue to escape punishment.

That is why the Douche of the Week is none other than Miley Cyrus.

Hey Person I don't know...send me your number so I can send you some pics!

PASS!!!!  I don't care how pretty you think I am.  I don't want your dick pics!

I guess he wants a fucking medal?

I mean, that's exactly what I want to hear first from a dude well before we talk about what our hobbies are and what we're looking for in a partner because the be all end all to any interaction with a man should be how much he likes to go down on women. Really. I don't even care if he has an STD. I just want the eating and licking information.

Short and to the point.  But... I'm not sure what made Calvin think I would respond positively to this.  When I asked if it had worked before and what made him think it would work with me he told me it hadn't but he was hopeful, and then asked if I could meet him.

Um, no.

I ended the conversation by telling him I was going to pass, but good luck and "please use protection".

Yeah.  I'm that bitch who carries condoms in her purse NOT because I'm going to use them, but in the unavoidable event that I encounter someone who should be given one and advised to use it.  Yes, I have done that.  No, I have not been punched in the face yet.

Honestly, does he really think the motorcycle ride sweetens this deal at all?

Fucking creep.

--jenniy

I think you probably mean "tiny dick, would cry into your pillow after sex." --jenniy

You look like an asshole that wouldn't know how to make a woman have an orgasm if your life depended on it. Am I right or am I right?

Douche.

What is the deal with these kinds of messages? I get them fairly often myself, and it never stops creeping me out. I think some people really watch too much porn. --jenniy

Cuckolding is such a fancy word for "fuck my partner while I watch", but according to The Daily Beast cuckolding is "The Intellectual Sex Fetish" and so much more than one Redneck asking another Redneck to fuck his wife.  Um...whatever.  It just brings up memories of awkward propositions made to me in a bar a time or two.

Anyway, this little gem was sent to me by The Pink Polka Dotted Unicorn who I suspect we'll be hearing a lot from because she attracts freaks like no other.  And a small part of me can't wait.

No, 9 inches probably isn't long enough for you to honestly go fuck yourself, but that shouldn't stop you from trying. --jenniy

Tony Tastytooth comes back for more.  This is his idea of a First Date posted on his Plenty of Fish profile.  So charming.  So eloquent.  So...Douche.