DoucheArt

Somehow if the first thing you ask a woman is something about spanking her, I don't think you're a safe bet for anything involving alone time. I'm not even sure you're safe to meet in public. Maybe you're the one in need of a spanking.

Also, just to be clear, the title is a quote from the movie Freeway, an early flick of Reese Witherspoon's that also starred Keifer Sutherland and was a play on Little Red Riding Hood. One of my favorites even now. 

--jenniy