DoucheArt

This is so casual. No preface. No gradual progression trying to figure out what the person who received this message really wanted or needed that day. Just boom...want some cum? That was it.

Since doing this (DoucheArt), I have become certain that there are far too many men out there who think women never derive any pleasure from sex and that we are here on Earth as cum receptacles. That's it for us in the minds of these fellows. We don't want or have or need orgasms. It's like we don't enjoy or want the act of sex at all whatsoever which is about as far from the actual fucking truth as it gets. Even when we're offered something that seems like it should be foreplay or for our enjoyment, it's really just because the offer is made by someone based on his own enjoyment of the act. All the "hey let me eat that pussy" messages aren't about our needs; they're about the fact that the man sending the message loves performing cunnilingus. That's all find and good, but sex is a two-way street. It should never be *just* about what one person enjoys. It should never be this one-sided.

People always say that sex means more when you love the person. I don't know if it's about the love as much as it's about the fact that it means two people who respect and care for one another are actually enjoying the moment WITH each other and not just because of each other. There's where the difference lies... When those elements are involved, both partners are as concerned about the enjoyment of each other as they are themselves.

So, you can keep attempting to jizz on our glasses or drown us in your wads all you fucking want to, but you're just going to end up jerking off into a sad little kleenex because all you care about is getting yours and you make that pretty fucking clear. --jenniy

I think the title says it all, but just to make it clear, the last thing a woman wants to picture is the literal image given by the phrasing used in this message. If someone I'd been fucking on a regular basis said this to me, I would mercilessly make fun of that person just to ensure that he or she never, ever felt the need to fuck the shit out of anything again. But, coming from a a complete stranger you really don't know if it's an expression or if that is literally what that person wants to do. Given the quality of messages I receive and that other people receive--that we feature on here--I'm pretty sure this kind of thing is *exactly* what some people are into. --jenniy

I. Don't. Even. Know.

--jenniy

In all my years of loving sex and meeting people online, I have never once looked at someone's photos and even so much as thought (much less typed that thought out in a message) "man i bet he (or she) can eat a pussy." What the fuck? What the fuck makes someone look at a photo of a complete stranger, make this observation, and then decide to pronounce it to that person before even saying hello? What kind of world do we live in where "man, i bet u give great blowjobs" passes for a greeting these days? One of the funny things about life is that some of the best looking people...some of the ones you are sure will be good in bed are really fucking terrible at it. That's like looking at someone and saying  "oh baby I bet you've read Moby Dick." You've kind of got a 50/50 shot at getting that right, and it really has nothing to do with looks.

Actually, I think I'm going to start opening with that line. --jenniy

I *think* he means that he wants to jizz in her face, but it's hard to tell. Either way, it's not very classy. I mean, you open up with two possible options--jizz or a few punches in the face... This is what passes for a message on these sites at times. The bad thing is that Ash and I have been told more than once now that all we have to do is ignore messages like this and block the person. But, it's not just us, the admins, getting them. It's not just us that has felt dirty and ashamed and objectified because of them. It's not just us that thinks this has gone on far too long, and goddamnit, it's time we show what it's really like. These aren't just the half-wits and the socially challenged. These are people from all walks of life, all social classes and intelligence levels. I'm not down with making excuses for it, so here we are. No, you can't bust anything in my face, assholes. Go fuck yourselves. --jenniy

None of this is appropriate. Smother smaller girls? Really? So you open up with a comment on her size... And then you move on to using the phrase "big titted." Mature. You end with calling her a monster. 1 + 2+ 3 = you will never ever ever get fucking laid by anyone with half a goddamn brain nor should you ever deserve to you tiny-dicked jackass --jenniy

I think the beginning is supposed to say "god, you're cute" but who knows. All I know is that no woman ever wants to be compared to a frozen dessert. No one wants to be licked like ice cream...you gotta get more into it than that. And, no one wants to hear your pathetic attempts at sexting before you even share your name. Keep your tongue in your mouth and your dick in your pants and treat people with a little fucking respect. --jenniy

This is the new thing to ask people apparently. I mean, who gives a fuck what your name is, what you do for a living, what your hobbies are, or what you're looking for in a relationship/casual fling???? All we need to ask people from now on is a horribly disfigured interrogatory about how wet their pussy gets. I'm sure that will be confusing when I start asking this to all the guys on Plenty of Fish. --jenniy