DoucheArt

Apparently, the fact that I looked and wasn't interested hurt his wittle feelings and he felt the need to come back and tell me he's not interested.  And I'm the stalker?  Right.

I just don't the appeal. There are so many better places than on my glasses. On top of that, given the fact that I need these things TO FUCKING SEE 5 FEET IN FRONT OF MY FACE I really don't think I want them covered in drying, sticky semen.

The next question is why is this even a remotely good idea for a first message? Hot Ash keeps having conversations that start out normally, but this is what I get right off the bat. Bam! "Hey baby I never met you but you want some of my sticky stuff somewhere on or in your body?" It's gross. I at least want to have a conversation about how much better my taste is in music than yours before we proceed to the exchange of bodily fluids, ok?