DoucheArt

No, this is not the douchiest first message I've ever gotten and honestly the conversation that followed really and truly wasn't bad and he seems interesting enough.  I'm honestly tempted to meet up with this guy but damn dude...do you think you could approach me like a grown woman instead of a snack food?  I just can't get over that part.  Don't get me wrong, there is something to be said for a man who looks at you like he wants to eat you, but on the internet it is hard to tell if it is a Hannibal Lector thing or a sex thing.  

Kinda gives new meaning to the phrase "food porn" don't you think? It's also a bit of a highly disturbing image. Imagining my ass or any ass slathered in Nutella is more like a scene involving Ex-Lax than anything sexy. --jenniy

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