DoucheArt

 This was a reader submission.  Luckily, she included the username so I could look at the profile.  I had just gotten a notification that he wanted to "meet me" a few hours before.  Honestly, I'm ok that he "can't do it" because something tells me he wouldn't know what to do with it if I gave him a chance anyway.

And, as a side note, today I learned that usernames with the word "tasty" in them all tend to have incredibly interesting profiles.  --Hot Ash