Thursday, May 15, 2014
This was Galen's headline. Wow. He's really looking for winners I think.
Or he doesn't know what Ignorance means. Which brings me to this....
Wednesday, May 14, 2014
Somehow if the first thing you ask a woman is something about spanking her, I don't think you're a safe bet for anything involving alone time. I'm not even sure you're safe to meet in public. Maybe you're the one in need of a spanking.
Also, just to be clear, the title is a quote from the movie Freeway, an early flick of Reese Witherspoon's that also starred Keifer Sutherland and was a play on Little Red Riding Hood. One of my favorites even now.
--jenniy
Tuesday, May 13, 2014
I think you probably mean "tiny dick, would cry into your pillow after sex." --jenniy
Monday, May 12, 2014
You look like an asshole that wouldn't know how to make a woman have an orgasm if your life depended on it. Am I right or am I right?
Douche.
What is the deal with these kinds of messages? I get them fairly often myself, and it never stops creeping me out. I think some people really watch too much porn. --jenniy
Cuckolding is such a fancy word for "fuck my partner while I watch", but according to The Daily Beast cuckolding is "The Intellectual Sex Fetish" and so much more than one Redneck asking another Redneck to fuck his wife. Um...whatever. It just brings up memories of awkward propositions made to me in a bar a time or two.
Anyway, this little gem was sent to me by The Pink Polka Dotted Unicorn who I suspect we'll be hearing a lot from because she attracts freaks like no other. And a small part of me can't wait.
Sunday, May 11, 2014
No, 9 inches probably isn't long enough for you to honestly go fuck yourself, but that shouldn't stop you from trying. --jenniy
Tony Tastytooth comes back for more. This is his idea of a First Date posted on his Plenty of Fish profile. So charming. So eloquent. So...Douche.
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