Wednesday, May 7, 2014
Another "Tasty" with an interesting headline. Thank heavens for Urban Dictionary, which describes Pucci as being everything from "a busted drag queen's choice of clothes or inability to wear female clothes convincingly" to "A crunchy pizza snack often sold in cafeterias. This homemade snack is made with extra virgin olive oil, and can be also be used for pleasure during sex. Often makes an explosion of thick crumbs, which only appear when the pucci is crunched". It is also, allegedly, "an Indian word for Vagina or Pussy. this word came from an Indian language 'MARATHI'. Pucci=Pussy."
So many thoughts. Like, why did the "Pucci neva taste so good...until NOW!"? Is there like, a new and improved recipe? Is it aged, like cheddar or wine? I guess if I were in that marketing department I might want to rethink what I was trying to say because this is giving me questions.
Tuesday, May 6, 2014
What he's trying to say is something more along the lines of the image above, but all I can think is:
All he is going to hit is his own hand and even then I think he'll have to get it drunk first. --jenniy
This DoucheArt contribution is from Rubi over at World's Worst Feminist. Check her blog out.
I stumbled on this post while trying to look up the "Tasty" who is only a little bit shallow from yesterday's post. This was the headline for his profile. It only got "better" from there. It blows my mind how articulate he is. Stay tuned to see what else he was looking for.
Monday, May 5, 2014
It's so lovely when you meet someone you think you click with and all of a sudden you get a message just before meeting him and he says the sweetest words you've ever seen typed in black and white before you... And you get so fucking giddy with the warm fuzzies that you can't even make it to the date.
Or, maybe you didn't make it to the date because this is one of the most horrible propositions a person could make?
At the very least he could have offered to get her off first, right?
--jenniy
This was a reader submission. Luckily, she included the username so I could look at the profile. I had just gotten a notification that he wanted to "meet me" a few hours before. Honestly, I'm ok that he "can't do it" because something tells me he wouldn't know what to do with it if I gave him a chance anyway.
And, as a side note, today I learned that usernames with the word "tasty" in them all tend to have incredibly interesting profiles. --Hot Ash
Sunday, May 4, 2014
This is the proposition I have been waiting for my entire life. All throughout my years of dating, when I have thought of romance, it has been a random stranger offering to let me fulfill his basest desires on his tool.
Really.
*vomit*
--jenniy
*Sigh* It started out like a normal conversation..... he told me I was beautiful, I said "thank you", and he sent me another message asking how my day was. I didn't get the message until 2 hours later when he sent this one. I don't know what he was responding to because I hadn't answered his last message but I don't know anyone who thinks of me when they use the facilities. Well...my ex did, but only because on his list of priorities I came after "Wipe Ass". Wait...what was I talking about? Crap, all this water is making me have to pee. -- Hot Ash
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