DoucheArt

I'm not sure why anyone would ever, ever think that was a compliment to himself, but apparently, this guy did. The last thing you want to compare yourself to is a natural disaster that lasts 30 seconds at most. Way to go, moron. You just ensured no one will ever want to fuck you.

Also, this one came to us from The Jaded Single. Check out her blog which combines dating and recipes. It's pretty awesome.