DoucheArt

It really takes a classy, intelligent gentleman to message a woman you've never once messaged or spoken to before to tell her you're giving her permission to suck your dick. That's exactly what the ladies are looking for in a partner, too--a man who only thinks about himself, who thinks women need permission, and who can't be so much as bothered to spell out the word "you" in a 4 word message. We're here to serve, right? Our needs, our wants, our desires...our preference for mental stimulation...fuck that. We're here to make sandwiches and guzzle jizz and get shit in return. --jenniy