DoucheArt

If you don't recognize the goofy face above, you should start getting familiar with it because something tells me this man is the next Michael Vick.  And please...don't start in on how Michael Vick paid his debt to society because I don't want to hear it.  He's a douche too.

The man pictured above is Florida State University and Heisman Trophy winner Jameis Winston, a man with lots of potential to be a big star and, as he showed this week and in the not-so-distant past, a huge douche.

On Tuesday of this past week, the Douche was caught shoplifting $32.72 worth of crab leg and crawfish from a Publix store.  There is so much douche here I feel like I'm drowning in it.

In December of 2012, Winston was accused a rape by another FSU student.  A proper investigation has never been made into the matter, though the case was closed two months after due to "lack of cooperation" by the accuser.  In July of 2013, he was cited for stealing soda from a Burger King, and now these latest charges.  FSU appears to have done a pretty decent and utterly shameful job of keeping him out of trouble for the rape allegations only to have to find a mediocre punishment for him as a result of his shoplifting.

FSU has suspended their star Quarterback from the BASEBALL TEAM.  Yup.  The baseball team.

So many thoughts here.  I'm not even going to acknowledge the rape case further because I don't have to...anyone who reads the information can see it: Winston is a douche.  His friends are douches.  FSU is full of douches and the Tampa Police Department is full of douches.  But the thing is...Winston has walked away from serious allegations only to go on and exhibit this kind of juvenile behavior and blame it on "youthful ignorance".

Mr. Winston... I can only assumed you are at FSU because they're paying for your education in exchange for your talent on the field.  FSU is clearly not doing you any favors by paying for your education because clearly you're not getting any smarter.  Not only did you walk away from some serious allegations and possibly an activity that ruined a young woman's chance at making something of herself at college, not to mention ruining her life, but you then flaunt your invincibility by doing something so juvenile as shoplifting.  Do you know who shoplifts?  Teenage girls.  You've been given an opportunity of a lifetime...and you choose to be a douche and a crappy human being.  You're scum and you're trash.  And I say that as someone who believes you are a rapist and a thief.

While stealing some crab legs might not be the same as ruining a life, it is just further proof to me that you are not worth the investment being put into you by FSU.  You deserve nothing.  You were given an amazing opportunity, and instead you choose to be a creep and a rapist who gets off on acting like a punk kid, and then shrugs his shoulders and gives a real bitch-ass excuse for being a steaming pile of excrement.

Read for Yourself:
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2014/04/30/analysis-florida-state-fsu-quarterback-jameis-winston-crab-legs-shoplifting-citation/8526501/
http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2014/04/16/jameis_winston_rape_investigation_the_new_york_times_reveals_just_how_badly.html

-- Hot Ash