Monday, April 28, 2014
Apparently, a lot of people have librarian fantasies because this comes up a lot for me. Unless you have an autoclave at home, I think I will pass. Why would I want dried sperm stuck in the cracks around my lenses for the sake of pornographic fantasies? Put your jizz where it belongs--in a condom. -- j
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