DoucheArt

Yes... I have a pucker.  I've been complimented on my lips before.  But I've never been told they're the perfect shape.  The perfect shape for what?  Wait... nevermind.  Don't tell me.  I don't want to know.

On the upside... for once something about me is in perfect shape.  I'm just going to let that be the silver lining.

First of all, why is it "the" pussy?

In response to the first sentence, the girl who received this asked if the messenger was a gynecologist? How exactly would he "take care" of a vagina? With a speculum and some lab tests?

Also, I'm not impressed by this amateur gyno's understanding of the female sex. Though it's usually a topic of debate with most men telling women that *every* woman can squirt if she learns her body well enough, it's physiologically impossible for all of us. So right off the bat even if I wanted a quick fling with a random stranger who I felt was okay to trust despite rape and murder not to mention STI statistics, I think I'd still pass. I'd rather have someone who understands that the female orgasm has a lot to do with intellectual stimulation and not with porno-style jackhammering. --jenniy

I. Don't. Even. Know.

--jenniy

I have so many problems with this.

I'm tired of "text speak", for starters.  But, ok, that's fine... I'll give him a chance.  But then... this.  Now listen... it's a tough market out there and I can understand that.  I'm not going to say that not having a job makes someone undateable, but I definitely don't think that being like "Hey, I'm unemployed" on your second message is necessarily the way to go.  I guess I don't consider myself to be defined by my job (because I have a job and not a career) but that being said, I don't talk about it unless I'm asked and I don't ask about it either.  Which leaves plenty of room to talk about other things like hobbies and interests, but instead this guy goes straight for the unemployment.

But let's step around the unemployed fact and just look at the situation... what the fuck am I supposed to say to that?  I'm being left with no way and no content to respond to.  I mean, "Gee...that sucks" feels inadequate but at the same time I don't feel like I'm supposed to be the person to step up and say more like "I'm sorry to hear that" because the truth is... I'M NOT SORRY TO HEAR THAT.  It sucks when ANYONE loses their job, but what am I supposed to do...commiserate with the guy when for all I know he got fired for a damn good reason?

Maybe it was for his conversational skills because even if I wanted to reply to him... he left me with no way to.  What am I going to do... ignore your statement?  Just bypass it and be like "So... what do you like to do for fun?"

Let that be a lesson to you out there, gentlemen.  It might not be WHAT you're saying versus how you're saying it that is preventing you from getting a response.

Yet another gentleman who thinks I ought to just give him my number because he told me his name and said "ur cute".   Thanks dude, I'm glad you think so but I'm not just going to hand my number over to someone I don't know, who doesn't have a photo, who has like three lines on his profile because he told me I'm cute.

Why the hell do men keep doing this?  "Ur cute.  Let's meet".  Listen, I understand that seeing a photo doesn't really tell you anything about a person, but seriously... I think I'm worth just a little bit of conversation before I'm asked to meet up with someone I don't know.

*Sigh*  I've reached my limit.  Day after day after day I keep being "approached" by these guys who don't give my anything to respond to.  But this one... no, this one went for the route of the overachiever and asked me why we stopped talking when WE'VE NEVER TALKED BEFORE.

I wish I could say that was the end of it, but he just sent me a two messages... "Hi" and "What are you doing?".  The fuck do you think I'm doing at one in the afternoon on a Monday?

Stop Wasting my Time.