Tuesday, April 29, 2014
He actually started this conversation with "bet you got good pussy" to which my response was "bet you'll never find out..." This was his response. I suppose he thought he was being clever, so I politely advised that maybe if he were paying attention to his wife instead of skulking around on the internet looking for a piece of strange ass, he might actually get laid every now and then... --j
Monday, April 28, 2014
Apparently, a lot of people have librarian fantasies because this comes up a lot for me. Unless you have an autoclave at home, I think I will pass. Why would I want dried sperm stuck in the cracks around my lenses for the sake of pornographic fantasies? Put your jizz where it belongs--in a condom. -- j
Is it Douchey? Meh...maybe if you like Nickleback and having more than 2 cats. Does it make me laugh? Yes. I love Nickleback jokes and I swear I haven't liked them since their first c.d. I wonder how he would feel about the fact that I like Insane Clown Posse. -- Hot Ash
I"m sorry, but I LOVE this. I'm glad she called out her Douche. -- Hot Ash
Sunday, April 27, 2014
Durty Dan is a repeat offender. You'll likely see that name often. And no matter how many times I tell him to shove all proposed 10 inches right up his own ass, he still comes back for more. Perhaps he's the one looking to be dominated... ---j
I don't know, Dre. If I was wearing stilettos, would you let me crush your balls with them? --j
You can often find me trolling around on Craigslist reading all of the wonderful posts. My FAVORITE posts are Missed Connections. I once played a joke on my ex using Craigslist Missed Connections and wrote about it on my blog.
But this guy...this guy is posting in Strictly Platonic, offering massages that are not "spa type massages" and are for relaxation, menstrual pains, breast pains, or "just for your enjoyment". What the hell do you suppose he thinks a spa type massage is? And to be honest, if rubbing my boobs made them feel better when they hurt, I might actually DO my self-breast exams more willing...just saying.
And every time I read this, in my head I head Austin Powers offering a "sensual massage". Maybe they're related?
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