DoucheArt

Normally, bad grammar tends to irk me. It's not that it incites rage or ire. It's just a pet peeve. If I had received this message my first thought upon reading the first part is that maybe the guy's not so bad if he warns about his faults/flaws/mistakes ahead of time. I know some very intelligent people who are shit with spelling, so it's something that can be overlooked.

But then...oh god then...

What he should have warned about in the beginning is that he's bad with respecting women and that he prowls dating sites looking for women to bust a nut to since he's watched so much porn he can't even get it up anymore unless he's watching videos of women going to the bathroom who don't know they're being filmed.

What he should have warned about is that he's a fucking douchenozzle with some serious issues. Maybe just maybe if he stopped beating off long enough and took a few basic spelling and grammar lessons, he might actually only have to warn about the perversion. At least he would have that going for him...

--jenniy

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After this guy told the girl he messaged that he felt like jacking off to her pics, he proceeded to compliment her looks even more. So, not only did he let her know that pictures of her (and not nude or risque ones) gave him a boner, he proceeded to let her know exactly what it was that was getting him off while he typed one-handed. What a fucking creep.

To me, it's a bit complimentary that someone gets turned on looking at photos of you UNLESS THAT SOMEONE IS A FUCKING STRANGER JERKING OFF TO PICTURES OF YOUR FACE. In the latter scenario, the guy is just saying that he's tried everything else under the sun to get off, can no longer get a thrill out of most of it, and now feels the need to peruse dating sites so he can whip his dick out and tell women about it knowing there is nothing they can do about it. It's tantamount to sexual assault honestly. If there was a way he could send photos of his pathetic little dick on the site, you can bet your ass he would have. This is what it's like to be a woman on the Internet. Yay. --jenniy